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[Ace has on his most charming, easy-going "who's your best buddy?" expression.]

Hello people.

Hell of a thing, the news bulletin. Certainly had me going. We're all law-abiding citizens, I know, but it does make one nervous, doesn't it?

We all know mistakes can be made, accidents happens, memories slip. I mean, that's kind of the way it is around here.

If anybody's a little shy about interacting with the registry office, well, it's always nice to know someone's got your back, isn't it? Obviously I can't rewrite the rules, and I can't work miracles, but I might be able to put a good word in.

[The words 'for a price' hang unspoken.]

So, if anybody needs a voucher for their good character- not that any of you do, of course- I'll be happy to stand as a reference.

You know where to find me.